I have always shied away from "blogging".The idea of an online diary is rather appalling.However i realised that blogs did not have to be about self!They could be about other people!Over the past couple of years i have acquired a rather unflattering title of being "The Gossip Queen".Its rather hypocritical because everyone is interested about everyone else!Sure there may be adages like "great minds discuss ideas,petty minds discuss people" but in a motley group there are only so many ideas that you can discuss.People are infintely more interesting!As far as their love lives are concerned people broadly fall into one of the 5 categories listed below.
5.Some people like to deny their relationship.They spend every waking second with each other but resolutely deny going out.Oh well when such people call me for their weddings i just smirk and say "Told you so"!
4.Some people don't go out with each other.They are simply wild animals who call themselves fnds with benefits or fnds who touch or no strings attached.Such people almost always end up married as well.So much for not being attached.
3.Some people are closeted.They themselves don't know they're gay.Such people I've discovered realise their true sexual orientations after a night of wild drinking "with the guys".
2.Some people are just lost.They take longer to get over people than get under them!
1.Some people marry their relatives.To them,oh well!Incest is a game for the whole family!
5.Some people like to deny their relationship.They spend every waking second with each other but resolutely deny going out.Oh well when such people call me for their weddings i just smirk and say "Told you so"!
4.Some people don't go out with each other.They are simply wild animals who call themselves fnds with benefits or fnds who touch or no strings attached.Such people almost always end up married as well.So much for not being attached.
3.Some people are closeted.They themselves don't know they're gay.Such people I've discovered realise their true sexual orientations after a night of wild drinking "with the guys".
2.Some people are just lost.They take longer to get over people than get under them!
1.Some people marry their relatives.To them,oh well!Incest is a game for the whole family!
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